The characters of CHB when they saw the Lightning Thief movie:
Percy : IT'S UNCAP, NOT CLICK.
Annabeth: Oh gods. I'm supposed to be blonde! This is non-sense.
Luke: Where in Tartarus is my scar... and my backbiter?
Clarisse: WHERE THE HELL AM I? I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
Thalia: No tree? I guess they forgot about me. I'm ONLY the daughter of Zeus.
Grover: Er, right. Well, this is awkward.
Mr. D: -shakes head- -facepalm-
Hades: I really have that Mick Jagger thing going, do I?
Kronos: THE IDIOTS. IT WAS MY PLAN TO OVERTHROW OLYMPUS. SOMEONE HAS TO PAY.
The Oracle: Sail to LA, we all shall go. To complain and to sue, that is thy goal.
