Grammar Nazi lvl: Hunger Games fan
True Story.

Grammar Nazi lvl: Hunger Games fan

True Story.

zenithoftheflames:

The Hunger Games mash!

I’m from District 12, at the Cornucopia, I kill a boy for a bag and head for the bushes, my weapon is a bow, and I team up with Clove. I’m killed by dehydration/starvation. I rank in third. Not bad.

This will be me for the next 5 days.

Person: The-
Me: HUNGER GAMES?
Person: I-
Me: Can't afford to think like that.
Person: Happy-
Me: Hunger games!
Me: Did you just mention The Hunger Games?
Me: Did you know The Hunger Games is released next week?
Me: I can't wait for The Hunger Games.
Me: I can't wait.
Me: The Hunger Games.

(Source: thejhutchblog)

The Husher Games

Finnick: I'm sexy and you know it.
Marcie: No. I'm the sexiest human alive.
Scott: Oh, please. Have seen how perfect my body is? And you're not even human. You're a purebred—
Peeta: Did someone say bread?
Katniss: No, Peeta. He said 'purebred', not 'bread'. I'd like some of your cheese buns, though.
Marcie: Me, too. You can put your buns in my oven anytime.
Gale: No, Katniss! Drop your bow and arrow!
Marcie: What did I do?
Johanna: Just shut that hole in your face, brainless.
Finnick: Calm down, Katniss. Here, tie some knots. Oh, I almost forgot, want a sugar cube?
Vee: Me! I'd like some sugar cubes. That would go perfectly well for my diet. Did you know that sugar cubes are like, fat free?
Nora: Is there even a fat free sugar cube?
Vee: I don't know. Anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do.
Haymitch: No. Stay alive.
Peeta: Oh, no worries, Vee. There's a fat free cake. I'll bake you one. I'll even do the frosting.
Patch: Okay. This is nonsense. Let's go play some pool. Come on, Angel.

THGXPJO CROSSOVER: Aphrodite’s chidren belong to District 01 (x)

THGXPJO CROSSOVER: Aphrodite’s chidren belong to District 01 (x)

(Source: acciodemigods)

agodnamedfred:

Well if uncle rick says so

agodnamedfred:

Well if uncle rick says so

olympian-gifs:

“but they love us anyway LOL”

olympian-gifs:

“but they love us anyway LOL”

(Source: percy-odair)

(Source: dani256)

(Source: theyoungchevalier)